cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

thestraggletag:

and-little-things-in-between:

OTP

I’m pretty sure the WHOLE FREAKING COUNTRY shipped these two okay.

Ultimate level of shipping.

I’ve done everything I could to the best of my ability. (Selena Gomez, July 22nd 1992)

hobotrashsebastian:

True Alpha Scott McCall

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
thewicked-eternity